way before v.day

i was given a gift way before valentines day
back in late October via bus
he was wrapped up tight in pretty brown and i call him my slym chocolate
no not like the bestie but oh he's the best see
cuz unlike the bestie he moved my body body, worked my body body
and while he gave me body body
he fed my mind and soul his version of chocolate covered strawberries

i got this gift way before valentines day
no box of chocolates could amount to him because
after I've stuck my finger in about every single chocolate in the box
searching as i searched for him for that one milk chocolate with caramel in the middle
i realize i've got all the chocolate with caramel right before my eyes,
and he taste so good

no amount of how many dozens of roses could ever amount to him because
roses really smell like poo oo ooo.
and one day those roses will die but we wont
and if i wanted to smell poo
i could just walk in on him while he's making number 2
you cant ask a rose to let me wipe your butt
but you can have a guy tell you when your shit stank
and still like you anyway

i got this gift of mine way before valentines via bus
and no teddy bear can compare to my teekie baby
yes it may be cute cuddly and huggable
but so is he and he's also kissable and never ever dismissible
i can hold him tight and sleep with him at night
but Mr.teddy bear
you cant hold me back like he do
giving me the security of a man



no chocolates, roses, or Mr.teddy's
could amount to the gift
of you
given to me way before v.day
via bus
back in late October



!!!SURPRISE!!!