INTRODUCTION

FIRST AND FOREMOST I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IM THE WEIRDEST PERSON THAT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL THAT YOU WILL EVER MEET...

i brush my teeth in the shower. i rarely ever wear my favorite color. i love being in love and absolutly hate being in hate. lil kim paints my toenalis every 5 days in the summer. my fingernails stay dirty and i have had everyone i've ever met clean them with a metrocard or folded dollar bill.i love everyones mom except my own. deadbeat dads suck and single fathers shouldnt get anymore credit then single mothers. i eat my boogers just as much as i pee in pools. im not afraid of bugs but i hate roaches, waterbugs && bedbugs. i love caterpillers and im infatuated with butterflies. cacoons rock!!! i still watch cartoons and i doubt i'll ever give up the disney channel. books are my life. because unlike jim jones my life is like a book. Fuck a Movie!!! i hate television but its 09' so im addicted to reality T.V. im like a human ipod. emotions equal songs to me. i would say i love any music i can dance to but i cant dance lol. R&B puts me in a zen state and HIPHOP makes me hippity hop.i dance like a white girl to cover up that i have no moves && because its absolutly exhilirating. i jump up and down screaming for no reason at all. i could probably receive a check on the 1st 3rd and the 30th lol. i love children bacause i am a kid at heart. i am the pickiest eater in the universe. hey did you know plutos not a planet anymore? check that out. i switch topics like i switch pj's. i hate panties bras and socks. if the world were mine everyone would be nakey...maybe not everyone...umm if i could meet anyone in the world it would have to be eve. no not the rapper but i wouldnt mind meeting her either. but im talkin bout that bitch that ate the forbidden fruit. then i would kick her ass shes the reason i gotta get up and dressed in the morning. nope im not a fashionista but dont get it twisted i gets cute lol. neither am i a socialite. i hate partying but i absolutly love it. i like stayin home all by my lonesome. im a purple people eater. wayyy b4 08' i loved purple when everyone was snappin on barney. I HATE::nextels bleep bleep but i love the where u at...

IM O SO TOTALLY RANDOM...